The Creator
Randall Lee Phillips was born to humble beginnings in Goodlettsville, TN to Randall and Louise Phillips. A child of the 60s, he strove at an early age to break from the mainstream way of thinking. He spent his childhood knocking over trashcans and pinching other kids. A true hell’s angel, he would ride around the neighborhood on his Huffy yelling things like, “I hope your grass dries out” and “Here Kitty, Kitty; climb that tree.”
When Randy got to high school, his shenanigans began to manifest into more heinous crimes like spitting on the sidewalk and tricking his teachers into thinking they had a phone call in the teacher’s lounge. All of these pranks slowly weighed on his dear mother and she decided that the only place that could make a difference in Randy’s attitude was The University of Tennessee.
While at UT, Randy realized that there were more people in the world like him that wanted to stick it to the Man. He just couldn’t believe that single-fruit juices like Orange and Apple were all there was to life. He began experimenting with French wheat and fruit juices in Chemistry class not knowing that this would eventually lead to his greatest defining moment in history.
Now in his later years, Randy is still gravitating towards people who share his love of UT and wheat by-products. This group of individuals and RandoP, to which he has been lovingly nicknamed, stumbled upon this fine delicious combination that warms the hearts of all Big Orange fanatics.
So to you, RandoP, we say "Cheers."
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